Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:32 PM, with 82,126 notes

z3al:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

This is how life makes me feel sometimes. Life is the whistle and I am the dog.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:31 PM, with 377,403 notes

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:31 PM, with 379,079 notes
"When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do."
A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way.  (via astronomized)
Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:30 PM, with 29,908 notes

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:29 PM, with 327,736 notes

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:29 PM, with 46,286 notes

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:29 PM, with 465,128 notes

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:29 PM, with 12,650 notes

satansbuttnipples:

omg I just watched the first Doctor Who episode that was made in color and I’m laughing really hard because you can literally see the creators’ excitement

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FUCK YEAH LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COLORS THEY’RE ALL IN YOUR TV NOW HOW COOL IS THAT FUCK YEAH

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:29 PM, with 23,886 notes

Caitlin Stasey being the hero we all deserve.

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:28 PM, with 96 notes

hedisliman:

i never laughed so hard for something so stupid

Posted on 2nd Sep at 5:27 PM, with 988 notes
worldofthecutestcuties:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected.
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worldofthecutestcuties:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected.

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