Posted on 19th Apr at 10:32 PM, with 194,237 notes

professor-whom:

professor-whom:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

I really wanna see what the products actually are

Wait why would he go straight up to someone’s butt and smell it

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:31 PM, with 22,430 notes

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:29 PM, with 27,284 notes

cramp:

someone really needs to find that plane already

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:29 PM, with 123,484 notes

enterthetardis:

when you come into your room and someone’s there

image

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:28 PM, with 181,722 notes

priored:

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

I swear everyone on this high is website

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:27 PM, with 129,014 notes

captainarlert:

stygiandawn:

SO THAT’S THE CONTEXT FOR THE PIZZA GIF

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Does it tho?

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