Posted on 29th Jul at 10:02 PM, with 82,291 notes

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

Posted on 29th Jul at 10:00 PM, with 3,418 notes
masturblancas:

I look at this everyday and laugh.
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masturblancas:

I look at this everyday and laugh.

Posted on 29th Jul at 10:00 PM, with 512,625 notes

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:59 PM, with 200,785 notes

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:56 PM, with 84,068 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:56 PM, with 598,303 notes

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

Posted on 29th Jul at 5:41 PM, with 2,740 notes
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Posted on 29th Jul at 5:41 PM, with 243,004 notes

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

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