Posted on 19th Oct at 10:15 PM, with 2,241 notes
damonanal-bum:

in case you guys haven’t seen… 😂

damonanal-bum:

in case you guys haven’t seen… 😂

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:14 PM, with 527,486 notes
calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING
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calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:14 PM, with 6,259 notes

liikenooneisreading:

One of my favourite Arctic Monkeys songs is ‘this house is a circus’ because he manages to rhyme ‘look’ with ‘fuck’ and if that doesn’t make you love the Sheffield accent then maybe you need to take a closer look at your life.

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:10 PM, with 4,364 notes

lancrebitch:

spookyhoneybadger:

mrbovinejoni:

pumpkins-and-liquor:

gayvid-bowie:

♔ ♕ ♚ ♛follow for more Soft Euroscepticism ☢ ☤ ☥ ☦ ☧ ☨ ☩

omg wat a cute aesthetic

How bland does the youth wing sound.

Jfc

I knew a girl in England who was a young Tory and legitimately fancied David Cameron. I wish I hadn’t just remembered about that.

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:08 PM, with 310,915 notes

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:06 PM, with 48,684 notes
spookylittlebird:

nobody believed me when I said the moon lived in a big mountain but now who’s laughing? now who’s the ‘weird moon guy’? now who’s banned from my local library?
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spookylittlebird:

nobody believed me when I said the moon lived in a big mountain but now who’s laughing? now who’s the ‘weird moon guy’? now who’s banned from my local library?

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:06 PM, with 32,814 notes
unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]
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unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:11 PM, with 236,615 notes

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:07 PM, with 1,254,890 notes
andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:07 PM, with 48,242 notes

pretty-period:

My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”

“give your daughters difficult names. give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue. my name makes you want to tell me the truth. my name doesn’t allow me to trust anyone that cannot pronounce it right.” - Warsan Shire

#PrettyPeriod

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:06 PM, with 80,605 notes
stilesanderek:

A school in Brazil had all its students protesting after a transgender girl got reprimanded after changing into a female uniform. All the students, including the boys, wore a skirt to school on September 1st in a way to show support to the girl, who still can’t wear her female uniform but the school says that they’re “reviewing the code of conduct.”
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stilesanderek:

A school in Brazil had all its students protesting after a transgender girl got reprimanded after changing into a female uniform. All the students, including the boys, wore a skirt to school on September 1st in a way to show support to the girl, who still can’t wear her female uniform but the school says that they’re “reviewing the code of conduct.”

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:05 PM, with 314,871 notes
Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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